Yeah I’m just about the worlds worst free newsletter writer. I can’t write anything for you all because I’m either: lazy, working, or playing MLB: The Show.
However, when my friend D.J. from The Rooster comes calling and throws rubbles at my feet asking me to write, I write.
For him today I wrote this, which you can access by clicking the very large button below.
This is a story about my least favorite State Senator Niraj Antani, a dubious Koch Industries lobbyist, and the game of Soccer.
For a bit more behind the scenes info of how this story came about, I’ll write for free. I was sitting at the Blue Jackets game Tuesday with my freshman roommate (Adam Bailey, great guy) when I got a text from a friend of a Niraj Antani tweet of him and a girl together at a soccer stadium.
I immediately got suspicious because of the copious hover-hand in the photo and my extensive Niraj knowledge. Claiming a friend flew out for this was just too far out of the realm of possibilities.
Putting on my sleuthing hat while watching a 0-0 hockey game I found on Instagram that she didn’t even follow him back. Honestly this was enough to write a story on, and that alone got me approval to write it. As I started my quick research before the game ended I made the bigger discovery that she is a Koch Industries lobbyist.
Bam. Game, Set, Match.
I went home after the game (the Blue Jackets won in a shootout following the game ending 0-0) and started typing. My brain stays undefeated.
Anyways she blocked me on Twitter, liked my Instagram request for comment but didn’t reply, and now hopefully someone with actual sway can look into this.
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